This week, I get to talk to the director of Bikini Girls on Ice, Geoff Klein. I reviewed the movie a couple weeks back — visit its web site.
I got a Voicemail of Death from Evil Nate, and Brian in Colorado sent in this week’s “Review of Beers.”
Articles I talk about . . .
- “Husband, Sister Dug Up From Graves”
- “Killer ate victim ‘to steal soul'”
- “State Backing Films Says Cannibal is Deal-Breaker”
- “Jeremy London Survives Bizarre Kidnapping Incident”
I review the movie Diary of a Bad Lad, which is arriving in the UK on DVD on June 28, 2010. Check the film out at its official web site.
Go listen to The 13 Skulls podcast, where the host TJ talks about the unexplained. Definitely worth subscribing to!
Original Music: From my old podcast (Podcast M). “Short Long Long Short Long Wait”
Other Music: The Black Bug | The Italian Zombie Movie | Spose (thanks to Misfitboy)
Voicemail: 814-806-2828
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Ugh yes a new podcast; I have finally listened to all of the Midnight podcast and I have been highly anticipating episode 6 of the Corey podcast. Keep up the wonderful work!
I AM AWARE OF MIDNIGHT COREY.
Just don’t be aware of yourself, mb. The day you become self aware Skynet takes over.
Spose – I’m Awesome Lyrics
i’m awsome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
i’m awsome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
i’m awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i’m awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i’m awsome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
i’m awsome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
you know my pants sag low (low)
even though (though) that went out of style
like ten years ago (go)
spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
i got little biceps,
getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically i’m not the best
physically the opposite of randy
moss and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
guest up at the sausage fest
oh yes!
the girls are repulsed so i hide
in my hood like i’m joining a cult
uh uhh
i’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
all my writtens are bitten and
all my verses are purchased
me? i’ii never date an actress
got to many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show i do is poorly
promoted and if you like this
it’s cuz my little sister wrote it
i’m awsome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
i’m awsome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
i’m awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i’m awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i’m awsome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
i’m awsome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
swagger of a cripple
check it out
i’m from maine and i don’t hunt nope
and i can’t ski
smoke weed but i can’t roll blunts
maight be with my wifey
my necjs not icy
eatin’ at mcdonalds because subway is pricey
uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like “for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins”
i’m like mom please don’t blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon’s sweet
and the hair on my ass it is jumanji
suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can’t tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven’t done shit
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i’m off stage soon
i’m awsome!!!
no you’re not dude don’t lie
i’m awsome!!!
i’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
i’m awsome!!!
a quarter of my life gone by and
i met all my friends online
i’m awsome!!!
i will run away from a brawl
i’m awsome!!!
there’s no voice mail nobody called
i’m awsome!!!
i can’t afford to buy eight ball
and i talk to myself
on my facebook wall
futher more i’m cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
i’m twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling
optimuos and i’m not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain
great show core! i have to see that movie you were going on about last week “ressurecting the streetwalker” i have’nt heard u talk up a indie film like that since “colin”. keep on ranting brother!
Don’t watch Offspring. It sucks. Really bad. It’s a terrible adaptation of a Jack Ketchum book.