Midnight Corey A Knife in Your Eye

Vote for Nobody

This is clearly the best choice in most elections in America these days. Especially the Presidential election, which a lot of people seem to be all worked up about.

Like Jello Biafra said, there should be one more choice on every ballot: "None of the Above." I am sure that would be the most popular choice on our ballots.

So, in order to support this, I've taken the picture you see here, cleaned it up, and formatted it as a printable PDF. Print them out -- hang them up -- mail them out -- plaster the country with them.

Download the PDF.