Another repost . . .

What you see here is Mr. Fudgie Fudge. He’s the mascot for a local fudge maker, and they run commercials on the local stations. It features a weird theme song . . . “Mr. Fudgie Fudge is the one I want, Mr. Fudgie Fudge is the one I crave, Mr. Fudgie Fudge is what I want, Mr. Fudgie Fudge is all the rage, it’s the best fudge, ’cause Mr. Fudgie Fudge is made fresh every day.”

I’ve tried the fudge, and have to admit it’s pretty good. But the mascot frightens the hell out of me. Like he’s going to get me alone and do something terrible to me.

It’s finally going to happen . . . Paramount is finally pulling its head out of its ass and releasing a DVD of Friday the 13th: Uncut Special Edition. And rumors say that uncut sequels may be included for an uncut box set. Hi-o-dig-a-lie!

So I’m glad I never purchased the box set that they put out not long ago. I feel bad for the people who did – my friends Kingstown Ted and Tony over at the Horror Etc. Podcast for one. But I’m sure they’re ecstatic about this news.

I just can’t wait for new scenes of bloody slasher goodness!